Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and...
When you fell from the neo-industrialist bourgeois exploitocracy into the workers paradise of my arms?
So everyone kept telling me to draw him.
I did.
eh.
/curls under blankets
sburb problems dot tumblr dot com ?
what is a quest bed we just don’t know
Heeeere at long last are the first of the Harry Potter blends. More characters will happen, don’t worry. This is only the beginning.
- Harry Potter: Treacle tarts, Pumpkin Juice and deep, warming spice. Boyish, yet brave, resourceful, and powerful. [pumpkin spice, caramel, masala chai]
- Ronald Weasley: Burning with passion, love and energy, this blend will effectively warm you whenever you need it. A little might go a long way, but still good to always have around. [masala chai, ginger, almond]
- Hermione Granger: Sweet, bright, vibrant notes, with just a lingering smell of parchment and ink. [ceylon sonata, pu erh dante, caramel]
- Severus Snape: Seemingly bitter and severe, this blend is actually quite smooth, with herbal, grassy notes. [white monkey, pu erh dante, yerba mate]
- Remus Lupin: Smooth, dreamy, moonlit Earl Grey. The earthy, dusty smell of the Forbidden Forest. Chocolate to speed recovery. Best served the night after the full moon. [earl grey moonlight, pu erh dante, chocolate chai]
- Sirius Black: Powerful and playful, with bright notes of lemon and ginger, rounded out with strong, smooth Assam. [assam melody, oriental spice, lemon grass]
- James Potter: Refreshingly bright, youthful, and good natured, but with just a bit of a bite lingering beneath the surface. [irish breakfast, candy apple, gingerbread]
- Peter Pettigrew: Damp earth, musty corners, and slightly bitter. Oft overlooked flavors that may take you by surprise. [pu erh dante, artichoke green, gunpowder]
waaaaant
There is nothing about this that I don’t like.
That I exist on the same planet as Shcrödinger’s butter is the best possible thing.
But could it be used to bake Pavlov’s cake?
(via sanjista)
SINCE IT IS UPLOAD VIDEOS OF MY PETS DAY
This is my cat. Keep in mind that she is propped up on a pillow in the video, and thus her true length is not revealed.
The pillow barely survived
And here is Ulysses as of right now. HAVE YOU BEEN EATING PENS? Where doth this royal hue blossom?
(It is not actually uncommon for betta colors to evolve as they grow, the shift just surprised me this morning!)
Behold Ulysses as of May 1st! Pale and mottled as old china.
Just going to make a second post because Tumblr does not understand HTML.
HTML is hard guys. 9__9
A young man stands in his bedroom. Today, the 25th of May, is the young man’s birthday. Although it was 13 years ago that he was given life, only today will he be given a name.
> Enter name.
ZOOSMELL POOPLORD
Haha, that’s the name the kids at school used to call you, as a mark of respect….
AS A MARK OF RESPECT.

Cynic, I immediately thought of Dave and Karkat. I blame you.
(via stuckwithhomestuck)
Note to self: read that article.The gifted program goddamn fucks with your head, y’all. I spent so many years hating myself because I wasn’t “smart” enough while simultaneously looking down on people who were less “smart”.
I’m not even entirely sure HOW I managed to get my head mostly out of that space (probably this FWD/Forward post about the concept of intelligence by the lovely and wonderful kaninchenzero contributed) but I am SO FUCKING GLAD I DID.
MORE OR LESS.
(via fussyfangs)