YOU TOTALLY WROTE THIS LARP OH MY GOD IS THAT ELLIOT OVER THERE IT TOTALLY IS LOOK AT THAT GQMF, AND I SEE YOU OVER THERE VIVIEN and oh my god is that Rafe? No, it’s Kalishnakov, of course. And Ansel and Demachiari, whose name I cannot spell because it is EXCRUCIATING (ha ha ha you love me; also: dat sword) AND RYU AND EMERSON AND FUCKING BUDDY HOLLY and we covered the White Lady and Goldie and I just absolutely cannot.
Wow I am super into Elliot over there. Wow. A+, would climb stairs of Heaven to get to.
fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.
Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin
+baby powder and cornstarch
Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day
i have scabs. already
TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c
I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.
I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.
our lives connect » [listen] - music for falling in love with a robot
01. Into the Past - NERO 02. Difficult - MACKINTOSH BRAUN 03. Undisclosed Desires - MUSE 04. Paradise Circus - MASSIVE ATTACK 05. Red Light District - MIDI MATILDA 06. Just Like You Imagined - NINE INCH NAILS 07. Under Your Spell - DESIRE 08. Osaka Loop Line - DISCOVERY 09. N.A.S.A - FUTURECOP! 10. The Silence - MAYDAY PARADE 11. (Bonus Track) Map of the Problematique - MUSE (Does it Offend you, yeah? Remix)
Today’s Adventures At The DMV: An Illustration in Blurry Photographs And Crappy Captioning.
I didn’t even know how much I needed this.
It’s been four years since I started T and calling myself he and it’s been three years since my new name was legalized. In four years I just never got around to dealing with what the local requirements were or asking the people I needed to ask to get the appropriate letter (because it’s not even that hard to do where I live, not with the gender transition path I’ve taken) so over four years I sort of just stopped thinking about the fact that my ID had that tiny innocuous F on it because it’s not like anyone really ever looks at the details of your ID anyway other than the birth date or the name
and then the awkward older gentleman at the DMV checked with his supervisor to make sure the paperwork was okay and then he typed up my new information all eagerly trying not to be offensive or stare at person who walked in and said I want to change my gender like it was NBD (except there may have been sensitivity training or something because adorable awkwardness and I hope I made his day and gave him something to talk about later)
and then and then I paid the fee and sat in the chair and got my photo taken and the photo guy handed me my new card and then
and then I almost cried a little and I felt my feet plant in the earth a little bit more and this click happened in my brain where I just fit a tiny bit better and I just